I usually check my Akismet Spam once a week and when I do, I just delete it and keep it moving, but today I decided to look through some of the spam and see what some of the spam says and there were a bunch of these funny ones in there. Some were actually so funny that I considered approving them. I love how creative spam has become these days. I remember when most spam was just a bunch of links to a site. Sometimes I even have trouble determining if this stuff is really spam. Here are a few of the spams that I received.

geffrey
The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed — or did you fail because you stopped trying?

terry
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

nannie
Reality is subordinate to perception.

adalbert
When the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.

herman
Every soldier is an enemy.

denis
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

dora
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.

carol
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

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