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Um, Michael Who?

I’ve already changed my mind about my plans for the weekend, because I have a few things going on medically. I probably wont be able to blog either. I haven’t been feeling too good and I’m still not getting better, so I’ve been put on moderate bed rest for a few days. You know how that goes though. I get so bored out of my mind that I want to stab myself just for the excitement. Fortunately though, I have some DVDs and my mom to take care of me. Ohhh, someone sent me this video a couple of months ago and I’ve been meaning to post it for you guys to see for a while now. I’m sure a lot of you have probably seen it already, but I don’t care. This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Watch it. Seriously. Have a great weekend, guys! Especially Stefani who is always so kind!

Wannabe Rappers Unite

Instead of watching my movies I decided to watch Celebrity Rap Superstar. Shoot me! I can’t believe I actually watch that show. Well, today was my first time checking it out, because I keep missing it!!! There’s something about Shar Jackson that I really like. She looks pretty great for having four kids. And two of her kids are teenagers. Man. She looks the same as she did on Moesha. She must have good genes. My favorite person on the show is Perez Hilton. Say what you want, but dude has cojones of steel. The little rhyme he did tonight was so hot. I can see a bunch of rappers boycotting MTV for this foolishness, but at least it’s not as bad as the coonery on VH1.

They All Fall Down

No, I didn’t laugh at first. I didn’t laugh until I made sure they were all OK. Poor Michelle was so stunned, I couldn’t laugh. Kelly..Eh, looked kind of fake. But clearly it’s funnier when you put it all together. I think Bey’s is definitely the worst of the three. Heh. I’m not going to laugh too much though, because I’m accident prone and falling down some stairs is my biggest worry. You know how in the mall the stairs are faster than the escollator so you go running down them real fast? I always think my flip flops are gonna fly off and the same thing will happen to me. Now, I see the trick is to try to get your knee caught on the stairs so your body does more of a roll than a quick flop. I kid.

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Funny Spam Messages

I usually check my Akismet Spam once a week and when I do, I just delete it and keep it moving, but today I decided to look through some of the spam and see what some of the spam says and there were a bunch of these funny ones in there. Some were actually so funny that I considered approving them. I love how creative spam has become these days. I remember when most spam was just a bunch of links to a site. Sometimes I even have trouble determining if this stuff is really spam. Here are a few of the spams that I received.

geffrey
The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed — or did you fail because you stopped trying?

terry
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

nannie
Reality is subordinate to perception.

adalbert
When the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.

herman
Every soldier is an enemy.

denis
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

dora
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.

carol
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

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