Thought I’d Gone Mad
Well, I’ve been losing my battle of the bulge. And it’s been costing me. My Gram made a turkey yesterday that was just fabulous. She slow cooked it from 8 AM until 2 PM, so it was very moist and juicy. Yum. I decided to rip a chunk off to taste, while her back was turned, and in that second she turned back to face me so I popped it in my mouth real fast and tried to swallow it…. Oh My Gahhh. I think I have second degree burns in my mouth now. My tongue, the roof and my throat look like a monkey’s butt. Completely raw. So now, I can’t even swallow food. What does that leave? Ice cream, yogurt and pudding!!! I’m lactose intolerant, man! Ha ha. No words.
I’m so bored. I’m supposed to be working, but I’m catching up on my celebrity gossip. Yesterday was Jay-Z’s birthday and all he got was this ugly doll…. I’m sure they meant well. Eddie Murphy & Melanie Brown are starring in their very own episode of Maury. Even in a hot video, Jim Jones still looks dirty. I’ll be back tonight when B-H is done. Ballinnnnnnn.
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on Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
Filed under Entertainment, Internet, Miracle, Randomness